About Stromboli

Welcome to the unofficial, ever-expanding Stromboli Cinematic Universe™.

Stromboli is many things.

Sometimes all at once.

At his core, Stromboli is just a guy — but depending on the day (and the imagination), he might also be a mall cop, a lawyer, a businessman, a pirate, a horror icon, a 90s infomercial legend, a video-game dwarf, or the literal New Year’s Eve ball over Times Square.

This site exists to document that journey.

One Man. Infinite Roles.

Stromboli has appeared across genres, eras, and realities:

• Professional Worlds

Businessman. Lawyer. Butler. Mall cop. World-class detective.

Calm. Serious. In control.

• Heroic & Epic

Holding together transport fiber like the fate of the internet depends on it.

Standing firm when everything else is falling apart.

• Pop Culture & Parody

Infomercial guru. Board game mascot. Action figure.

A phone number you’ll never forget.

• Fantasy & Horror

Pirate. Lovecraftian figure. Dwarf from an MMO.

Peering through broken doors with an axe and an unsettling smile.

• Outrageous & Absurd

Riding wrecking balls. Selling mullet-enhancing hair products.

Turning lemonade stands into something far more questionable.

The Anchor

No matter the role, costume, or universe, there is always one constant:

Stromboli’s anchor.

Every version you see here is rooted in the same source — the same face, the same presence, the same unmistakable Strombo energy. No beautification. No reinvention. Just transformation.

Think of it less as “changing who he is” and more as asking:

“What if Stromboli existed here?”

Why This Exists

Because it’s fun.

Because creativity doesn’t need a reason.

Because some people collect stamps — and some people collect alternate realities of their friends.

This site is a celebration of imagination, humor, and the strange joy of seeing one familiar face thrive in wildly unfamiliar places.

So explore.

Enjoy the gallery.

And remember:

There is only one Stromboli —

but there are many looks.